How to (Possibly?) Win a "Fight" Against a Shark...

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I won't get into where I got this idea from... Even if I don't believe this would naturally happen if it weren't for Voodoo/Magic...* But... What ever... You never know... Especially with all these Strange Alternative Futures all over the Place... See also my Conspiracy Theory Post Concerning Great Whites, it might make this post have a greater importance to you, especially if you live near Shark Infested Waters and are part of Masonry... Anyway... I have here's my theory about how to Possibly (?) win a "Fight" against a (possessed) Shark, out to eat/get you...!!!

Anyway... The Catch is that you will still get at least bitten at least once... The idea is to take the Shark head on...! Get him to bite you on your left hand/wrist area** (if you're right-handed, or vice versa, if you are left-handed), Punch him on the Nose (supposedly) his most Sensitive Area, this way, Hopefully he'll re-open his Eyes, that are Always closed when he bites, then Jab your Free hand's thumb in one of his eyes, and then stab as far as possible into his head/brain with your middle finger, or your 2 1st fingers (Index & Saturn/middle fingers). Hopefully, you'll be able to kill him this way, or at least strongly disable him, and turn him into a mentally handicapped Shark...! Well... Hopefully...!

Although... If you actually ever managed to get that far... You would now be at risk of dying of Blood Loss... Which other than drowning, is actually what you are more likely to die from whether your brain damage the shark or not...


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*: This would also apply to other "famous" wild animals being human eaters, such as Wolves, Bears, and Lions.

**: this area of your body, is mostly bones, so the shark will likely not be able to bite of a "chunk"... It might hurt more... But you probably will end up with less body damage then if he gnaws at an other area of your body... I've heard that they don't let go until something comes off... Basically they wrestle off a part of your body... I guess... Possibly, because, normally their food doesn't have any strong bones structures like the ones mammals have...


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